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\ˈmə-ləed\ verb past tense - the act of finding every nook and cranny in a meeting attendee's schedule and attempting to fill that without regard for the attendee's ability to attend to daily functions like eating lunch, etc.
Damn, we've been muliked, now I don't even have time to eat lunch today.
muliked by Corporate Crusader October 20, 2015
Related Words
muleke • Maleke • mulked up • Mulker • Maleked • Malekeh • MALEKETU • melekete • Mleker • Mulece
That little boy loves minecraft, I think he is a mulece
Mulece by FummyDaPoh August 12, 2017
A kind and loving person that stole the hart of jared stanissis
She's a shy person that needs to be loved for she deservs it and so much more.
Mülke stole my hart ❤
mülke by Hitch_Hicker August 3, 2018
maleke is a pretty chill dude and popular dude who likes to have fun. he's a ladies man but likes to keep to himself. he's down for a good time but do not cross him. he may seem nice but if you cross him his bad side will come out.
Yo look at maleke over there! that's my dude
maleke by LeviWaterz1 January 6, 2017

mulkey's law 

The worst possible situation has already occurred you just don't know about it yet.
We got hit by mulkey's law again, the car tire was flat when we tried to take it to shop.
mulkey's law by Gnomiesnhomies October 4, 2017
she's looking forward to a muluken
Muluken by alldayLord March 11, 2020
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