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multioptipupiloptomy
First coined in the movie "Hot Shots!", it is a delicate corneal inversion procedure administered in the correction of walleye vision; however, due to the high risk of eye socket damage, it is normally carried out via the rectum.
Jim 'Wash Out' Pfaffenbach: I just got kicked out of the unit. My flight status has been withdrawn. I'm through, Dead Meat!
Pete 'Dead Meat' Thompson: What happened?
Jim 'Wash Out' Pfaffenbach: It's my eyes. I've got walleye-vision.
Pete 'Dead Meat' Thompson: Isn't there something that can be done?
Jim 'Wash Out' Pfaffenbach: Well, there's a delicate corneal inversion procedure... a multioptipupiloptomy. But, in order to keep from damaging the eye sockets, they've got to go in through the rectum. Ain't no man going to take that route with me!
Pete 'Dead Meat' Thompson: What happened?
Jim 'Wash Out' Pfaffenbach: It's my eyes. I've got walleye-vision.
Pete 'Dead Meat' Thompson: Isn't there something that can be done?
Jim 'Wash Out' Pfaffenbach: Well, there's a delicate corneal inversion procedure... a multioptipupiloptomy. But, in order to keep from damaging the eye sockets, they've got to go in through the rectum. Ain't no man going to take that route with me!
multioptipupiloptomy by Kate Sjostrand February 20, 2008
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multipostrophecation
The use of several apostrophes within a single word to allow the concatenation of more than two words.
"Are you allowed to use multipostrophecation in a word?"
"I wouldn't've thought so."
"Ooh, you just did!"
"I wouldn't've thought so."
"Ooh, you just did!"
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Multipotentialite
Somebody who jumps about developing many opportunities. A bit like a Jack of all trades, but more exciting. Grows in many different directions, rather than up or down like a stalagmite or stalactite. Seizes the day and doesn't get stuck in one place.
Multipotentialite by People Daring Greatly September 16, 2019
multipotentiality
People with multipotentiality often change their majors in college and their careers throughout life to avoid boredom.
multipotentiality by Hollysdayz July 1, 2021
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