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multiuseless 

A system or computer software where the number of claims have been maximized and the amount of usefulness minimized; anything with lots of functions, all of which are useless.
Our company just bought this piece of crap software for compliance tracking. It has a hundred worthless screens that need continuous feeding with a hundred worthless documents. What a truly multiuseless user experience.
multiuseless by squirrel66 May 6, 2008

Multimouse 

Multimouse is a super hero from miraculous ladybug and she is ladybug because she got a miraculous she is marinette dupain cheng and is future wife of chat noir also known as adrien
Someone: OMFG MULTIMOUSE IS SO CUTE.
Me: FR OMG

multidushbagh

one who is a total douche bag in every conceivable way
Steven: hey that guy charles is such a dick
Mike: yeah, he is a total ass
Steven: a total douche bag!
Mike: total!
Steven: a multidushbagh! douchebaaaaghhhhh!
Mike: u know it!
multidushbagh by Narsapp October 12, 2008
MultiOs are women's foremost non-nutrient breakfast cereal orally administered by her man after he, at 4AM when testosterone begins to peak, nuzzles his face btw his lady's long lean well toned thighs, unfolds your flowery petals with his tongue, absorbs her night's accumulation of pheromone rich smegma ((far more libido enhancing than 10 Viagra)), lingually lavishes within her folds until she drippith with her heather smelling honey FLAV nectar, she begins to have HER morning chain of Multiple Orgasms (hence MultiOs), Her Pheromones, sublingually absorbed by her man, causes the man's brain to turn him into a 200 pound plus human Jackhammer with a chisel head custom fit for his lady's chalice, that chisels her chalice continuously till well past sunrise leaving such a smile on her face that a team of 10 plastic surgeons nor 10 morticians can wipe off!
After Michael administered Andrea's Breakfast of Champions, orally pleasure induced MultiOs, she won the Boston Marathon over a minute faster than any contender!
MultiOs by MadDrJeckel May 28, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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