4 definitions by MadDrJeckel
SigO is simply a sane, efficient way to say one of the most frequently used terms in Western Culture, Significant Other, without babbling out six (6) syllables.
by MadDrJeckel May 28, 2020
Increasing numbers of ladies in this world, in the gorgeous category, have the frustration of human maleso consistently getting so excited when they attempt to make love to the gorgeous girl......they consistently pre-ejaculate ........... leaving the most Gorgeous of young ladies perpetually insatiated.....hence, "The Gorgeous Syndrome"......It’s rise to a pandemic is inversely related to the 1% per year reduction of male Testosterone since WWII in Western men, American Men in particular. It is actually a pandemic far worse than COVID-19....It just kills Gorgeous Girls Far....More....Slowly! Fellow reviewers, the Gorgeous Syndrome is a “REAL CONDITION”, discovered by this author in private health care practice……PLEASE, in the public interest, do not let YOUR EGO preclude the publishing thereof. Thank You…..and……all the girls with "The Gorgeous Syndrome" Thank YOU!
Gorgeous Girl I: Whys are so sad, Andrea?
Gorgeous Girl II: Because I never thought when I was gorgeous little girl that I would someday dream of being ugly so dudes would take so long to CUM that I would get to CUM. This Gorgeous Syndrome sucks.
Gorgeous Girl I: I knooow….I have had the Gorgeous Syndrome since my last beauty pageant. Mamma always wanted me to smile & have a glow for those pageants. She would take her giant vibrating dildo to me, make me CUM so many times that I’d smile like a cartoon character and I would glow like a lightening bug………haven’t CUM since then.
Gorgeous Girl II: I never met your Mamma.
Gorgeous Girl I: She is in prison for unfair pageantry practices.
Gorgeous Girl II: Because I never thought when I was gorgeous little girl that I would someday dream of being ugly so dudes would take so long to CUM that I would get to CUM. This Gorgeous Syndrome sucks.
Gorgeous Girl I: I knooow….I have had the Gorgeous Syndrome since my last beauty pageant. Mamma always wanted me to smile & have a glow for those pageants. She would take her giant vibrating dildo to me, make me CUM so many times that I’d smile like a cartoon character and I would glow like a lightening bug………haven’t CUM since then.
Gorgeous Girl II: I never met your Mamma.
Gorgeous Girl I: She is in prison for unfair pageantry practices.
by MadDrJeckel August 7, 2020
Andreagasm is the foremost atypically erotic orgasm in the world, both in intensity and duration, first experienced by MIss Andrea, one of the most sensually gorgeous models of the world living in Atlanta, Georgia. Miss Andrea first experienced the Andreagasm during a "Text2CUM" session while instructed by her lover Michael to utilizing a Tablespoon warmed in a cup of hot water. Michael instructed Andrea to use the convexity of the tablespoon to FIRMLY roll her glans clitoris in a circle, when approaching Andreagasm to roll & pop the clitoral shaft from side to side and upon full Andreagasm to tap the glans with the convexity of the tablespoon with increasing frequency and vigor. The first Andreagasm was accompanied such erotic moans and screams it awoke most of the Atlanta Metro Area and the aromatic Pheromones from Andrea's QUIM aroused all male mammals for miles around.
When Andrea experienced that first Andreagasm, her aromatic Pheromones projected from her Quim raised the testosterone level of ALL male mammals in the Atlanta area by 25% later that same morning.
by MadDrJeckel May 26, 2020
MultiOs are women's foremost non-nutrient breakfast cereal orally administered by her man after he, at 4AM when testosterone begins to peak, nuzzles his face btw his lady's long lean well toned thighs, unfolds your flowery petals with his tongue, absorbs her night's accumulation of pheromone rich smegma ((far more libido enhancing than 10 Viagra)), lingually lavishes within her folds until she drippith with her heather smelling honey FLAV nectar, she begins to have HER morning chain of Multiple Orgasms (hence MultiOs), Her Pheromones, sublingually absorbed by her man, causes the man's brain to turn him into a 200 pound plus human Jackhammer with a chisel head custom fit for his lady's chalice, that chisels her chalice continuously till well past sunrise leaving such a smile on her face that a team of 10 plastic surgeons nor 10 morticians can wipe off!
After Michael administered Andrea's Breakfast of Champions, orally pleasure induced MultiOs, she won the Boston Marathon over a minute faster than any contender!
by MadDrJeckel May 28, 2020