n., A Redondo Beach wanna be metal band, so unoriginal they show their maverickiness by running around in black t-shirts & jeans like all the other wanna bes. So untalented they took the name of a modestly successful East Coast band. Wanna be Multiverse talks big but doesnât deliver as seen by their 2008
Facebook page bragging about their again soon-to-be-released album, Perceptive Complexity (âPrepare to be destroyed!â â uh, yeah.) Like so many metal bands they confuse skill for talent & whatever skill this band has is undone by its lack of talent.
While the lead guitar has more talent & ability than his kid
brother drummer, that's not saying much. Like lots of drummers he bought a huge drum kit to makes up for his talent. One member is so talented, his only contribution is âScreamsâ, period. Wow. While they blame their
failure to release an album on having an incomplete band, adding a bass
player in 2009 didnât seem to fix the problem.
Their only âaccomplishmentâ so far is putting up lots of
YouTube clips of them wasting time laying down tracks. In short, the band has all the earmarks of a twenty-something wannabe & his kid
brother who continue to leaching off of
mommy & daddy, living in
mommyâs basement, driving her
car, & claiming the reason they donât have jobs, much less a contract, is that theyâre undiscovered, super-awesome talented musicians who need just a little more time before theyâll get that that next, uhh⌠first big break.
Chip: God damn,
Dale! What the hell you listening to?
Dale: Oh, sorry Chip⌠I was just listening to some of the soundtracks the Homeland Security goons use to torture their detainees⌠itâs a bunch of wanna bes called âMultiverseââŚ
Chip: Well, turn that crap off! You're scaring the
dogs!