mullet ride

The act of eating a cooter, she grabs your mullet so you can’t stop. Aka “Free Mullet Ride”

“Jenny, want a Mullet Ride?” “Hell yes, but excuse my furry cooter!”

by HillbillyCousinFucker April 14, 2020

mulletcide

The act of cutting an unsuspecting victim's hair in the style of a mullet.

Miss Vicky pulled out her scissors, turned the customer's chair away from the mirror, and intentionally committed mulletcide against another innocent victim.

She is wanted on over 12 counts of involuntary mulletcide.

by Isolda August 9, 2006