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minting it 

When you're brushing your teeth and masturbating at the same time. You spit the tooth paste into your hand and continue on until climax. The point of the toothpaste is to enhance the experienced sensation a la altoids. It is often followed by a warm shower.
It was Monday and I needed a perk so I ended up minting it this morning!
minting it by Cory_J May 3, 2009
A variation of necrophilia involving two live people and one dead (male or female)

To munt; Find and dig up a semi-decomposed corpse, One person then goes down on said corpse whilst the other jumps on the dead persons stomach - causing the juices (decomposed organs etc.) to be forced from all orifices, These are then drank by the person orally connected to the corspe.
Hey Mary lets go munting, they buried your sister two weeks ago now. She'll be ripe!!
Munting by bronson September 11, 2004
Something that is considered to be very good.

Used by too many fools in West London.
You should see his new ride, it's minting man.
minting by Anonymous June 6, 2003

kc munting 

alabama sunrise mixed with a clevland steemer
i gave that woman over there a good old kc munting.
kc munting by Caption Cannabis January 24, 2008

munting lover 

Someone who loves digging up Corpses and jumping on their stomachs to drink the decomposed juices that gush out of their assholes.
Luke chadwick is a munting lover :)
munting lover by nickbarnesss March 7, 2009
sadly...........

a depraved sexual act whereupon two people dig up a corpse, and once exhumed; (sigh :( ) one person stradles its face while the other jumps on its stomach until its half rotting entrails gush out of its mouth. ....aperantly....
e.g. TOM "hey jane lets go dig up that dead guy"
JANE "sure tommy lets go"
TOM "ok jane now you sit on his face remember to cover your nose!"
JANE "im ready tommy"
TOM "whump whump whump whump whump...."
munting by bearnard lancaster January 18, 2004