Muffin Master

The Ability to Bake Bomb Ass Muffins, Thus Muffin Master.

Master of the Muffin Baking.
Master of the Muffin Eating.
Master of Drinking Coffee and Eating Muffins

I can bake some bomb ass muffins...thus implying i am a Muffin Master

by Master of The Muffin September 14, 2007

muffin.master

best, and hottest person to live, also the best mutual ever.

“hey, ur mutuals with muffin.master??” “DUH!!! he’s the best mutual ever”

by pppoenispenis May 1, 2021

muffin masher

In this context Muffin means Pussy or Vagina. The Masher is another female who rubs their Pussy " muffin" against the afore mentioned Muffin, for sexual purposes. In most cases a Muffin Masher is a bull dike but in some cases it could be just a one time experimentation thing for a female.

1. Holy shit Jill turned to Muffin Mashing!
2. Jill say's " I've always wanted to try Muffin Mashing."

by The Blade June 17, 2005

muffin masher

a person who hit muffins with rather large mashing things, usually mentally disturbed...

"Stupid muffin!!" *whak whak*

by Shruberry January 28, 2005