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Muffin Tosser 

A person with a muffin top or large love handles that tries to be athletic and wears work out clothes that is way to small for them and during attempted work out their muffin doth toss oh so disgustingly.
That guy on the tread mill is so disgusting his fat is jiggling all over the place. He is such a muffin tosser

Muffintops 

The tasty top-part of the muffin, usually containing the most chocolate chips, blueberries, etc.
Let's have a picnic and eat muffintops guys!

muffintops 

The part upper part of the buttocks that are exposed when wearing low riding jeans or pants.
When these fat chicks wear pants too tight and their ass gets pushed up out the top of the waist band.

Yo, your muffintops are showing.
muffintops by Randy (muffinman) October 28, 2007

Muffintops 

Excess nasty (fat rolls) hanging over one's pants in the love handle region.
"Damn look at Richard Muffintops she looks like a whore today!"

Tossin Muffins 

When a belligerant ass hole steps up to a fight and throws nothing but weak knuckles; he is tossing muffins.
Malkin be tossin muffins daily

Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026