muffin puffs

a kind of cereal that includes muffin shaped bites with blue berry included.

I ate muffin puffs for breakfast.

muffin puffs by Kinnas January 24, 2009

muffin puffin 

oral sex on a woman

when we get back to her apartment, I intend to do some extended muffin puffin.

muffin puffin by StevieKay January 24, 2003

puffin muffin 

an extraordinary woman who knows what a man needs in life. important-- she is as cute as a puffin while as tasty as a muffin. like the puffin she is responsible and mature. but like the muffin, she is healthy little snack that will brighten anyone's day. not to be confused with muffin puffin.

what? you sent me a card with an octopus even though i can't even get an envelope to send you a letter? gosh darn, woman, you are a puffin muffin.

how dare you judge me! i am a man's puffin muffin and don't you ever talk to me again!

puffin muffin by ruffin muffin October 5, 2009

Puff muffin 

A puff muffin is a vagina thats so fat it oozes juice constantly. People who like these types of vaginas typically have the name jakob.

Aye how'd you like that puff muffin last night bro?

Puff muffin by Scarytarry420 September 9, 2018