an extraordinary woman who knows what a man needs in life. important-- she is as cute as a puffin while as tasty as a muffin. like the puffin she is responsible and mature. but like the muffin, she is healthy little snack that will brighten anyone's day. not to be confused with muffin puffin.
what? you sent me a card with an octopus even though i can't even get an envelope to send you a letter? gosh darn, woman, you are a puffin muffin.
how dare you judge me! i am a man's puffin muffin and don't you ever talk to me again!
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'