muff-punt

a swift kick to the hooch

Jill told me she hated Zeppelin, so I muff-punted that bitch.

by J Walter Weatherman September 14, 2006

muff punt

Kicking a woman squarely in the crotch, directly between the legs, in order to get the top of the foot squarely on the lady organ. you could possibly get air like a football if you kick hard enough.

Girl, if you don't back up off me I will muff punt you so hard! Leave me alone, I'll muff punt you.

by Raetsch September 22, 2006

muff punting

literally, to punt a muff.

the female version of a kick in the balls. When you boot a chick in the gooch, punt her in the vagina, and so on..

"She dumped me, so me and the guys went over to the sorrority house to do a little muff punting."

by markus2 kaufmannnnnn December 24, 2005

muff punt

when you quarterback snick a girls ass hole

My girl is pissed at me because I muff punted her last night

by calus clintiondicks January 21, 2019