muff-punt

Name: muff-punt Mug
Brand: Urban Dictionary
Price: 25.00 USD
Availability: InStock

a swift kick to the hooch

Jill told me she hated Zeppelin, so I muff-punted that bitch.

muff-punt by J Walter Weatherman September 14, 2006

Words you can keep

muff punt

Kicking a woman squarely in the crotch, directly between the legs, in order to get the top of the foot squarely on the lady organ. you could possibly get air like a football if you kick hard enough.

Girl, if you don't back up off me I will muff punt you so hard! Leave me alone, I'll muff punt you.

muff punt by Raetsch September 19, 2008

Related Words

muff-punt • muff punting • Muff • Muff Cabbage • muff diver • Muff Diving • muff dive • muff puff • muff cabage • muff head

muff punt

when you quarterback snick a girls ass hole

My girl is pissed at me because I muff punted her last night

muff punt by calus clintiondicks January 20, 2019

muff punting

literally, to punt a muff.

the female version of a kick in the balls. When you boot a chick in the gooch, punt her in the vagina, and so on..

"She dumped me, so me and the guys went over to the sorrority house to do a little muff punting."

muff punting by markus2 kaufmannnnnn December 24, 2005

kitbash

The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...

I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.

kitbash by geru January 15, 2006

Word of the Day on September 11, 2026

Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.

There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.

Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026

Word of the Day on September 10, 2026

Rammys

-Ramifications

-shorthand for the ramifications of actions

“Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”

Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023

Word of the Day on September 9, 2026

Failure Shower

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.

Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.

Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009

Word of the Day on September 8, 2026

NARP

Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.

Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP

NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010

Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.

He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.

High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008

Word of the Day on September 6, 2026