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muff punt 

Kicking a woman squarely in the crotch, directly between the legs, in order to get the top of the foot squarely on the lady organ. you could possibly get air like a football if you kick hard enough.
Girl, if you don't back up off me I will muff punt you so hard! Leave me alone, I'll muff punt you.
muff punt by Raetsch September 19, 2008

muff punt 

My girl is pissed at me because I muff punted her last night
muff punt by calus clintiondicks January 20, 2019

muff punting 

literally, to punt a muff.

the female version of a kick in the balls. When you boot a chick in the gooch, punt her in the vagina, and so on..
"She dumped me, so me and the guys went over to the sorrority house to do a little muff punting."
muff punting by markus2 kaufmannnnnn December 24, 2005