muff punch

in a girl on girl fight, a punch to the pussy

angie kicked this girls ass when she gave her a muff punch

by 77transam August 28, 2006

Muff Punch

Two furry beavers slapping against one another in a vigorus motion.

I woke up to my friend Maya asking her, "What are you doing?" She said, "Im just muff punching you." I stated, "Your pubes are rubbing against me."

by anonymous June 23, 2025

Muff punchers

A group of men whom find and seduce an unsuspecting female and repeatedly punch her vagina against her will.

Last week Janice in accounting was jumped by a gang of muff punchers.

by kenny sarkadi July 23, 2007

Muff pinch

A sign of mental and emotional dominance whereby a male in a relationship spontaneously and without warning reaches over to his seated female mate and casually but firmly pinches her labia together until he becomes bored with the exercise.

He knew he had her under his thumb when he applied the muff pinch and it went unprotested.

by Democrate April 10, 2012

Muff puncher

A slightly derogatory term for an obstetrician and/or a gynecologist.

That muff puncher took my uterus!

by Phallus Festivus December 12, 2014

muffmuncher

a practitioner of cunnilingus

lesbians are nothing but a bunch of muffmunchers

by noway jose August 30, 2003

Muffpunch

It is a punch to the crotch area, mostly of a chick but also applies to a dude getting punched in the same area for acting like a woman.

Sam, my roommate, was complaining about how loud we were last night, so he received a muffpunch.

by Rpatter6 January 5, 2011