muff butter

When one is eating out a woman, and as she cums, she releases a massive load of slimy sour white cream upon your tongue. Very thick, unlike normal vagina juice.

Paul was enjoying a nice feast when Corrine released a load of muff butter upon his tongue.
He then vomited.

muff butter by Tarnation September 26, 2006

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muff butter

female lubricant used for sexual intercourse

make sure you use plenty of muff butter when when you tap that dry cooze

muff butter by Fanny Mae March 1, 2008

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muffbuster

A very large penis; a man with a very large penis.

"DAM but the muffbuster on him. I won't walk straight for a week, I swear!"

muffbuster by SliggX January 18, 2008

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MUFFGUTTER

MUFFGUTTER- n. describing one that does not perform their job duties in an appropiate manner, hence they are likely an asshole with no significant other and get laid by chance or on the dime.

that dude BRAD from the cable company was such a muffgutter today!

MUFFGUTTER by biatch6 December 17, 2011

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Serial Monogamist

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.

Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...

Serial Monogamist by Goody2Shuze March 6, 2016

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liquid lunch

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.

"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."

liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004

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dunzo

Dunzo, a slang word for done/finshed. Made famous by the Laguna Beach cast.

This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)

dunzo by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004

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