muff

1)the hair around a womans genitalia
2)to give oral sex to a woman

you should have seen the bird i pulled last night her muff was bushier than the amazon rainforests!

by Anonymous April 8, 2003

muff

1. To push someone with malice

I muffed Desi's bitch ass in the back of the head

by Portia January 1, 2005

muff

A game played with a soccer ball in which the players use their feet, knees, chests, and heads to prevent the ball from touching the ground. The player who lets the ball fall is given a letter (beginning with "m", then "u", then "f", and finally a second "f"). When a player spells out the word "Muff", he/she then turns around and allows for a different player to kick the ball at their hiney.

Player 1: "lets play Muff!"
Player 2: "No! Last time I couldn't sit for a week!"

by Derok August 29, 2005

muff

Short for "muffin top;" the excess pudge in a woman's love handle/hip region which is the result of wearing low-waist pants that are too tight. Left with nowhere to go, the hip-fat thus cascades out and over the waistband of the pants, resembling the top of a muffin.

noun: "Check out the muff on that size 8 girl trying to pull off those size 4 pants."
verb: "After the pint of Ben and Jerry's, I was muffing all over the place."

by Muffalina June 20, 2006

muff

Well kept and neatly groomed small patch of hair above a woman's vagina. Muff is not a bush which it is commonly mistaken for. A bush is when a female lets her pubic hair grow out of control and untamed.

The hottest girls upkeep their muff by shaving thier vagina daily.

by Muffe April 27, 2006

muff

after having anal sex with a girl, cum in her asshole and suck it out

i would so muff jessica alba

by 69party in my pants69 July 11, 2008

muff

one hairy ass pussy for girls that are gross

john's face was in sally's muff and he got hair on his toungue

by mercury?GANGSTER March 9, 2006