by Anonymous April 08, 2003
A game played with a soccer ball in which the players use their feet, knees, chests, and heads to prevent the ball from touching the ground. The player who lets the ball fall is given a letter (beginning with "m", then "u", then "f", and finally a second "f"). When a player spells out the word "Muff", he/she then turns around and allows for a different player to kick the ball at their hiney.
by Derok August 29, 2005
Muff: muff is now a very rare species of vagina, it is BIG HAIRY SMELLY FLOPPY STRETCHED WORNO OUt fud, these "muffs" are a dieing species since the invention of mufficide or more commonly know as a brazilian, did you know? each day over 1,000,000 muffs are killed in humanly by being ripped of with boiling hot wax or with a razor or even sometimes laser surgery, you've all heard of save the whales, well now we have save the muff so please with all your heart vote no on mufficide even tho muffs are fucking disgusting lol
"oohh baby i can't wait till u put it in"*pulls down undies* holly fuck!!!!!!!! your 15 years old and u have a great big old hairy fucking muff... man it smells like someones gotten fish and deep fried it in poo u young attractive hagg!
by Sam_big_penis May 07, 2008
a hairy female under carraige.
by bawsack October 26, 2004
when somebody does something stupid, their friends call muff and hit them on the head. can be avoided if that person quickly calls 5/10.
by asdfgihw November 25, 2007
by Portia January 01, 2005
Short for "muffin top;" the excess pudge in a woman's love handle/hip region which is the result of wearing low-waist pants that are too tight. Left with nowhere to go, the hip-fat thus cascades out and over the waistband of the pants, resembling the top of a muffin.
noun: "Check out the muff on that size 8 girl trying to pull off those size 4 pants."
verb: "After the pint of Ben and Jerry's, I was muffing all over the place."
verb: "After the pint of Ben and Jerry's, I was muffing all over the place."
by Muffalina June 20, 2006