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muffmuncher 

a practitioner of cunnilingus
lesbians are nothing but a bunch of muffmunchers
muffmuncher by noway jose August 30, 2003

mudcruncher 

Two fags and one coldcocks the other in the ass and when it bleeds he eats out the guys ass with a mouthful of blood and shit, then the other guy blows him and keeps the jizz in his mouth and then they mix it together. Then the guy who got fucked in the ass swallows the mix and then vomits the stuff eith puke onto the other guys dick and jeks him off using the vomit chunkies for extra feeling
THUMPER93Z invented the mudcruncher with his boyfriend.
mudcruncher by Taldir January 28, 2005

moundmuncher

labia-licker, or otherwise a lesbian who performs oral sex on a woman
Hello, my name is Sally and I l ike to go down on my girlfriends. I am a moundmuncher.
moundmuncher by krj4556 August 18, 2006

Mud muncher. 

You ain't getting nothing from that jontavious they be mud munchers. Mud muncher.
Mud muncher. by Gunslinger 99. March 7, 2018
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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