When a woman takes a shit upside down and the shit lines the crack of her ass. And you fuck her using her shit as lube and then you paint each other's faces like deadpool with the shit
The act of taking a shit on a woman's chest, then pushing one's face in between the shit covered ample breasts, and rocking one's head side to side while making a rapid lip moving motorboat engine sound.
Similar to a motorboat with the addition of the feces.
Did you motorboat that girl with the big tits?
No man, I had the runs so I did a mudderboat instead!