mudcork 

A plug of solid or semi-solid shit which is holding back a flood of Mississippi mud in your bowels. Usually followed by the never-ending wipe.

Once I popped my mudcork, I couldn't leave the toilet for an hour.

mudcork by b1g December 29, 2007

mud cork 

Alternate form of mudcork.

Once I popped my mud cork, I couldn't leave the toilet for an hour.

mud cork by b1g December 29, 2007

mudcock

A cock that has been inserted in a male's asshole by accident because it was mistaken for a female's asshole.

I thought the asian hooker was a hot chick but after fucking her in the ass, she rolled over and I saw "her" cock. This is how I got my first case of mudcock.

mudcock by Dr.rock. January 16, 2017

Mudcock

A term used to insult a White man who has sex with black "women", implying that the mans penis is muddy and dirty from being inside the african "american" "female".

I better not find out that you've been seeing Shaniqua again, you mudcock.

Mudcock by clay_puppington August 7, 2025