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longjaw mudsucker 

A person that has agreed to go to an event, but every time they open their mouth there is an excuse as to why they are late and never end up making it.

The saying seems to have started in Santa Barbara during a bachelors party weekend, the longjaw mudsucker is typical from the area.
I just called Marin to see why he was late, but all I heard was excuses as to why he was late. I don't think he's going to make it, he is such a longjaw mudsucker.
longjaw mudsucker by SpekTro April 5, 2015

Muddafucka 

"hahaha You Muddafucka You"
Muddafucka by GspotStimulator November 1, 2009
mudafucka by Fangsta March 20, 2003

muthasuckaface 

Instead of using the term "mother F%$#@&!!!" you can use muthasuckaface. This prevents the usage of "bad words" around youngsters.
I have an 8:00 a.m. conference call on Monday morning....MUTHASUCKAFACE!!!!!
muthasuckaface by SMEdmiston April 25, 2008

Muddafucka 

A word that Joe Pesci uses in a lot of his films, especially Goodfellas and Casino.

It's also a word that others mimic to sound like Joe Pesci and to try to be humorous.
"Hey Brandon, do your best Joe Pesci impression!"
"You Muddafucka, you!"

Or (Joe Pesci in Goodfellas) "Go home and get your fuckin' shinebox!"
"You Muddafucka, you Muddafuckin' mutt!!"
Muddafucka by AlphaDeltaXray1 July 29, 2018
An alternative spelling for 'motherfucker' that shows someone is too good to use the common spelling.
That kid is such a mudafuka.
mudafuka by StrangaDanga April 1, 2017