mud squirt

The act of projecting a mixture of shit and cum from the anus after a man has ejaculated during anal sex

Poor guy, he contracted a really bad eye infection after he got her mud squirt square in the eye

by BristolRob June 18, 2007

mud squirt

An attempt to fart, but instead projectile shitting yourself a little

Jackie thought she was safe, but she soon realized that little toot in the ladies room was a mud squirt. Hope it washes out of that dress.

by Bridgette 69 January 2, 2017