Muckdonalds 

Muckdonalds. 'nuff said!

My kids actually said that they'd rather eat the cardboard box as it probably had more flavour than the shit posing as food it contained! True! They've called it Muckdonalds ever since.

Muckdonalds by swineyvee October 9, 2006

McDonalds 

A place where people eat alot, get fat, and then sue to get money.

I ate at McDonalds everyday for 7 years and now I weigh 500 pounds, so I'm gonna sue them to make some cash.

McDonalds by Anonymous May 26, 2003

mcdonalds phlegm 

The greasy, phlegmy feeling one experiences not while eating McDonalds, but immediately after finishing. Typically first noticed in the parking lot. Usually accompanied with mild nausea.

Walking out to my car, I noticed the McDonalds Phlegm kicking in. Ghaack!

mcdonalds phlegm by Austinminnesotan March 11, 2015

mcdonalds internet

Used to describe a poor internet connection, usually among players of competitive online games.

Person 1: I lost because of that guy's McDonalds internet, it was so laggy

Person 2: No johns

mcdonalds internet by Kappa// August 21, 2016

McDonalds 

The only restaurant on earth where you can miss one, drive one mile, and come to another.

"Damn! We missed McDonalds!"

"Don't worry, there's another one about 2 miles up the road."

McDonalds by The Volkswaged Beatle June 27, 2005

McDonalds 

Restaurant that's sued by fat ass bitches for making them fat even though the fat ass order five supersized meals a day.

Eat responsibly.

McDonalds by Anonymous July 3, 2003

mcdonalds 

1. A new innovation in disposal that gets rid of toxic waste by packaging it as food and selling it to people who don't know any better.

2. The lowest common denominator (for eating out).

3. An expression of United States cultural imperialism/cultural pollution (as seen from outside the United States). A symbol of increasing global cultural homogenization.

4. One of the best incentives for students to work hard at their studies, so that they can either a) avoid ever working there or b) stop having to work there. See mcjob.

5. An eating place that can give you malnutrition and indigestion simultaneously.

6. An evil cult hell-bent on seducing youth and molding their eating preferences for life. See happy meal, branding.

7. Outside of the United States, a symbol of America -- Frequently the target of demonstrations, riots, arson etc. in consequence if no embassy or consulate is close by.

McDonalds is invading the world -- like a virus.

mcdonalds by avgfhadsfkjbvhadsfjhbv September 8, 2006