Mucklered

Fucked up despite an ostensible advantage.

Origin: John Muckler, who assembled an amazing team "on paper" as GM in Ottawa, but couldn't get it done and was eventually fired.

I called all-in preflop with A-K, but he flopped two pair and I was mucklered.

by Hexis August 21, 2008

Muckler

A beverage that will get you intoxicated/muckled.

Kansas City Muckler, Madaket Muckler, Memphis Muckler, Legit Muckler (2Legit2Quit).

by TFars January 12, 2009

mucklers circle

Once upon a time, long, long ago people had a different way of dealing with scumbags, thieves, rats, & other various undesirable people. They would be surrounded and "taught" the meaning of justice or revenge. This surrounding and the accompanying "lesson" was called the "MUCKLERS CIRCLE".

mucklers circle are motherfucking metal

by pooptasticyo October 29, 2010

Cunt Muckler

The practice of Oral Sex on a female often.

Mary: I can tell that guy is a cunt muckler, he could muckle my cunt all day!

by FFFFFFDDtrfdhhyhhhhhhhhvbhkjm January 23, 2019

psycho muckler

A human that consumes EXTREME amounts of food to the point where it affects their health. A Psycho Muckler is typically hungry every 20-30 minutes, and can eat 3 times the amount that normal people can. In some cases, they will Kill just to Muckle some food.

JohnnyTech: “You wanna hangout with Tech later?” CheeseTech: “Nah dog, he’s a Psycho Muckler. Last time I hungout with him he ate Culvers, canes, and steak in shake in less than 3 hours.”

by HatredOfTheWeak15 December 15, 2024