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Mufflered Fellatio
Dammit, I was sucking on a huge new cock last night. Everything was perfect, except I was a little bit drunk, and I broke wind right in the middle of it all. Thank god he was drunk too, and we made a joke and called it mufflered fellatio. We had great sex, but I was pretty embarrassed.
Mufflered Fellatio by susan0506 October 8, 2011
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Mucklered • mullered • Muckled • munkered • Muckleberry • muellered • mackered • Muckeed • muckeldedone • Muckeled
mucklers circle
Once upon a time, long, long ago people had a different way of dealing with scumbags, thieves, rats, & other various undesirable people. They would be surrounded and "taught" the meaning of justice or revenge. This surrounding and the accompanying "lesson" was called the "MUCKLERS CIRCLE".
mucklers circle by pooptasticyo October 29, 2010
mullered
1 Broken, smashed or beaten up to the point of being visisbly altered, unusuable or non-functional.
2 Intoxicated with drink or drugs to the point of non-sensibility.
3 Resoundingly beaten in a competition of some kind.
As far as I am aware this term comes from the German footballer Gerd Muller who scored lots of goals.
2 Intoxicated with drink or drugs to the point of non-sensibility.
3 Resoundingly beaten in a competition of some kind.
As far as I am aware this term comes from the German footballer Gerd Muller who scored lots of goals.
I got totally mullered last night, I had loads of pills......
A bus smashed right into his car and absolutely mullered it....
We got bloody mullered at five-a-side, 10 bleedin' nill
This term probably comes from German international footballer Gerd Muller who used to destroy teams with his sizzling shots from inside or outside the penalty area....
Gerd Muller, known as "Der Bomber", is the greatest goal-scorer of the modern era. He scored an amazing 68 goals in 62 games for West Germany during the 1970s, including the win in the 1974 World Cup Final.
Gerd Muller, a stocky, powerful striker with matchless speed in the penalty area, amassed 628 goals in first class football. This included 365 goals for Bayern Munich during his 14 year career.
A bus smashed right into his car and absolutely mullered it....
We got bloody mullered at five-a-side, 10 bleedin' nill
This term probably comes from German international footballer Gerd Muller who used to destroy teams with his sizzling shots from inside or outside the penalty area....
Gerd Muller, known as "Der Bomber", is the greatest goal-scorer of the modern era. He scored an amazing 68 goals in 62 games for West Germany during the 1970s, including the win in the 1974 World Cup Final.
Gerd Muller, a stocky, powerful striker with matchless speed in the penalty area, amassed 628 goals in first class football. This included 365 goals for Bayern Munich during his 14 year career.
mullered by james mcdonnell March 16, 2004
munkered
munkered by Dave, Carey, and Dan January 4, 2009
mackered
muckerdoodle
muckerdoodle by alskdlaksnd123 January 3, 2014
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