Muckleberry 

A total idiot, someone who really messed something up. someone who doesn't deserve friends. A bro. someone who drives a big truck.

"what the hell did you do that for you muckleberry!"

Muckleberry by vladdrake1981 March 21, 2009

muckleberry 

Muckle: Noun 1. muckle - (often followed by `of') a large number or amount or extent; large indefinite amount, large indefinite quantity - an indefinite quantity that is above the average in size or magnitude.
Berry: This is an ancient English surname of topographic or locational origin. It derives either from the pre 7th century 'byrig', meaning 'a fortified place' or the later 'beri', or 'buri' denoting a fortified manor house.

One audacious muckleberry crib

muckleberry by big boots 66 November 25, 2009

Suckleberry Fin 

Attaching a live salmon to a pregnant female's breast with the goal of filling the fish with breast milk before broiling the fish in its own juices and serving it covered in a handmade blackberry compote.

"I went to this new hipster restaurant in Five Points and left as soon as I saw what their house Suckleberry Fin special was all about."

Suckleberry Fin by DTP Dominos December 1, 2018

Huckleberry Friend 

Evokes someone with whom one has a carefree, innocent, hopeful, gentle friendship. Bucolic wanderers and dreamy wonderers. Those with which to share a sun-drenched youth.

"As a child, Johnny Mercer, (lyricist of the song 'Moon River'), picked huckleberries (like wild blueberries) in the summer. To him, the berries had a personal connection with a carefree boyhood, strengthened by association with Mark Twain's character Huckleberry Finn. The implication was that Holly Golightly, who was actually of hillbilly stock, and Huckleberry Finn might well have been friends, if ever they had met." from 'Love Me Tender: The Stories Behind the World's Favourite Songs' by Max Cryer.

Oh, dream maker, you heart breaker
Wherever you're going, I'm going your way.
Two drifters, off to see the world
There's such a lot of world to see
We're after the same rainbow's end,
Waiting round the bend,
My huckleberry friend,
Moon River, and me.

Huckleberry Friend by Y9e0ah May 18, 2014

Huckleberry squirts

The violent diarrhea one experiences after excessively gorging themselves on wild berries. Typically experienced during the Summer months, the Huckleberry Squirts can also affect those in urban environments. Nobody is safe

Person 1: Fred Meyer had a sale on blueberries! I'm going to eat then all at once.

Person 2: Careful now, you dont want to get ththe Huckleberry Squirts and shit the bed.

Huckleberry squirts by 🐺 March 27, 2020

huckleberry 

"Huckleberry" was commonly used in the 1800's in conjunction with "persimmon" as a small unit of measure. "I'm a huckleberry over your persimmon" meant "I'm just a bit better than you." As a result, "huckleberry" came to denote idiomatically two things. First, it denoted a small unit of measure, a "tad," as it were, and a person who was a huckleberry could be a small, unimportant person--usually expressed ironically in mock self-depreciation. The second and more common usage came to mean, in the words of the "Dictionary of American Slang: Second Supplemented Edition" (Crowell, 1975):

"A man; specif., the exact kind of man needed for a particular purpose. 1936: "Well, I'm your huckleberry, Mr. Haney." Tully, "Bruiser," 37. Since 1880, archaic.

The "Historical Dictionary of American Slang" which is a multivolume work, has about a third of a column of citations documenting this meaning all through the latter 19th century.

So "I'm your huckleberry" means "I'm just the man you're looking for!"

"I'm your huckleberry..." Val Kilmer as Doc Holliday in Tombstone

huckleberry by kilo February 23, 2005

Wuckleberry Finnigans 

Aussie slang. A take on Wuckers that rolls off the tongue. Told in the stylings of Huckleberry Finn.

Friend: "Hey can you finish up this job for me?"
Me: "Yeah no Wuckleberry Finnigans"

Wuckleberry Finnigans by JODergy December 22, 2017