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Cunt Muckler 

The practice of Oral Sex on a female often.
Mary: I can tell that guy is a cunt muckler, he could muckle my cunt all day!

psycho muckler 

A human that consumes EXTREME amounts of food to the point where it affects their health. A Psycho Muckler is typically hungry every 20-30 minutes, and can eat 3 times the amount that normal people can. In some cases, they will Kill just to Muckle some food.
JohnnyTech: “You wanna hangout with Tech later?” CheeseTech: “Nah dog, he’s a Psycho Muckler. Last time I hungout with him he ate Culvers, canes, and steak in shake in less than 3 hours.”
psycho muckler by HatredOfTheWeak15 December 15, 2024

mucklefuppet 

To have a friend who’s a cunt.
“Oi Bob!”
Yeah
Piss off you mucklefuppet!”
Right then”
mucklefuppet by ChrisC69er May 31, 2018

mother mucker 

When you want to call someone a mother fucker, but don't want to get in trouble.

Origin:
In Texas Hold'em, you can fold your hand and throw your cards into the "muck". Now imagine someone does that to a mom. Pretty messed up.
"Hey why do I not get a raise this year? I'm outta here you mother mucker"

"Oh this mother mucker just cut in front of me."

Barn Mucker 

An Individual who participates and thoroughly enjoys performing oral sex on females.
1) We're all Barn Muckers here
2) That Eddie is a damn fine Barn Mucker.
3) See all those beauty guys right there? Barn Muckers for sure.
Barn Mucker by Blackhawkz11 November 18, 2010
Fucked up despite an ostensible advantage.

Origin: John Muckler, who assembled an amazing team "on paper" as GM in Ottawa, but couldn't get it done and was eventually fired.
I called all-in preflop with A-K, but he flopped two pair and I was mucklered.
Mucklered by Hexis August 21, 2008