muck spread

The mess that occurs when a hippo takes a shit, but rather than allowing the shit to drop from it's anus, it presses it's tail against it's ass crack, waving it back and forth, spreading the shit all over the place.

"I'd rather press my face against a hippopotamuses butt while it muck spreads." - Angry Video Game Nerd

by cheez_man_person March 6, 2010

Muck Spreading

When a Hippopotamus takes a dump and waves its tail rapidly to shred the fecal matter as it exits the anus, leading the fecal matter to spread all over the place.

Steve was filthy because a Hippo had just finished muck spreading on him.

by liberalsuckforever2014 May 10, 2014

Muck Spreading

Muck Spreading (verb) - The jetison of spent semen from your partners anus by means of farting or shitting or both at the same time.

Tracey spread her butts and farted the spent muck right back onto my Japs Eye.
"Bullseye, you Muck Spreading bitch, I grunted!"

by Ozzer Onzer May 17, 2006

muck spreader

1. One who spreads manure.

2. A nasty female who spreads her legs for many men.

Wow look at Tj. He sure is a muck spreader.

Eww Katie is such a muck spreader. Look at her flirt with all those guys.

by Captain Porking February 25, 2014

Muck spreader

A car that has been lowered and scrapes the ground, spraying muck all over the place in rural areas. Usually has an exhaust so loud you have enough warning so you don't get covered in muck

'watch yourself, there's a muck spreader coming down the road, I can hear it'

by Skyefromstrandhill October 6, 2022

Muckspreads

The act of a hippopotamus shiting while waving its tail in a back in forth manner making the shit seem as if its been put into a fan

I'd rather place my face against a hippopotamuses butt while it muckspreads.

by Jahgee1124 October 10, 2012

Muckspread

When an animal is taking a poop as its tail presses against its anus, making the poop shredded up as it drips out.

The Hippo muckspread as it was yawning.

by Bassistfreak July 13, 2011