That one Chinese kid who comes from China in hopes to pursue the American
dream, but everyone makes fun of his Chinese accent. His dad's name is Ling Ling and his
mom's name is Ding Dong. He is the type of kid that people would use his name and accent to prank call the hottest girls at the
school and the 7th grade math teacher. He is the typical chink with small eyes and yellow ass skin. He's probably not gonna get a girlfriend and has a small ass dick. He's a little innocent boy who does not know what an orgy, dick, jackingoff, or
porn is.
Person 1: Muhao did you have an
orgy last
night?
Muhao: What is the
orgy? (Insert chinky accent)
Person 2: Hello this muhao, I would like to order that one noodle and the rice bowl