That one Chinese kid who comes from China in hopes to pursue the
American dream, but everyone makes fun of his Chinese accent. His dad's name is Ling Ling and his mom's name is Ding Dong. He is the type of kid that people would use his name and accent to prank call the
hottest girls at the school and the 7th grade math teacher. He is the typical chink with small eyes and yellow ass skin. He's probably not gonna get a girlfriend and has a small ass dick. He's a little
innocent boy who does not know what an orgy, dick, jackingoff, or porn is.
Person 1: Muhao did you have an orgy
last night?
Muhao: What is the orgy? (Insert chinky accent)
Person 2: Hello this muhao, I would like to order that one noodle and the
rice bowl