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Mrs.Goglin 

Formally known as Mrs.Goblin.
For some reason a brave man wanted to marry her, pray for that poor soul.
She teaches Language Arts....and acts like a bitch
She complains all the time.

Goblet will be mad at one class and be mad at yours for the same reason.

Gobble Gobble acts like she has a 8 foot pole shoved up her ass.
(Yes I'm changing her last name as we go shut the fuck up)
Normie 1: Did you know Mrs.Goglin wont let us say God.
Normie 2: What the Fuck! Really?
Normie 1: Yes! When will she take that 8 foot pole out of her ass?
(Also sorry for the next 8th graders going to Goblin, but also fuck most the 8th graders)
Mrs.Goglin by >w<_Kira_>w< July 31, 2019

mrs.goglin 

A great lover of Jesus who wants anyone’s cock in there ass.
Mrs.goglin sure does love herself a chase Floyd
mrs.goglin by Mia khalifia May 21, 2019
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