mr. sandman 

Mr. Sandman is when a sleeping woman's male partner or acquaintance ejaculates onto her closed eyelids. Upon waking up, the dried and crusty semen will feel like granules of sand when she first rubs her eyes.

Mike: "Good morning honey, did you sleep well? How were your dreams."

Diane: "I slept great with wonderful dreams, but when I woke up, my eyes felt like Mr. Sandman dumped the whole beach on my face."

Mike: "I love you honey."

mr. sandman by thinksnow November 21, 2013

mr sandman 

A song written by the Chordettes.

Lyrics:
Mr. Sandman, bring me a dream (bung, bung, bung, bung)
Make him the cutest that I've ever seen (bung, bung, bung, bung)
Give him two lips like roses and clover (bung, bung, bung, bung)
Then tell him that his lonesome nights are over
Sandman, I'm so alone (bung, bung, bung, bung)
Don't have nobody to call my own (bung, bung, bung, bung)
Please turn on your magic beam
Mr. Sandman, bring me a dream
Mr. Sandman, bring me a dream
Make him the cutest that I've ever seen
Give him the word that I'm not a rover
Then tell him that his lonesome nights are over
Sandman, I'm so alone
Don't have nobody to call my own
Please turn on your magic beam
Mr. Sandman, bring me a dream
Mr. Sandman (yes) bring us a dream
Give him a…

mr sandman is a song

mr sandman by lucas x william November 6, 2020

the mr sandman 

when going for that great cum shot then just throwing sand instead of jizz

that mofo pulled the Mr sandman on me

the mr sandman by mynameisjustice October 1, 2016

The Mr. Sandman 

When you're about to cum on a girl's face, but insted you throw sand in her eyes.

"She was talking about us being a thing so hit her with "The Mr. Sandman".

The Mr. Sandman by mynameisjustice October 30, 2023