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How would you like to suck my balls, mr garrison? 

A famous quote from the show “South Park”
Cartman:How would you like to suck my balls, mr garrison?

Silence:

Mr Three Balls 

A man / boy who, upon hearing you tell of an achievement or tale, will always claim to have done the same but bigger, better, or faster than you.
"I built this huge joint last night. We used almost a whole pack of papers!"
"oh yeah, well i built one, like, last year. At, like, my cousins house, who you don't know, and we used, like, two packs of papers!"
"Yeah. Sure thing, Mr Three Balls."

Mr. Dick n’ Balls 

Mr. Dick n’ Balls is no ordinary man. His family tree is all Dick n’ Balls. He’s a celebrity that’s participated in many movies and is all across the news. He is the man all the women want (probably you too). So remember, if you ever hear Dick n’ Balls you should always be reminded of the legend
Person 1: “Hey, did you hear about Mr Dick n’ Balls?”
Person 2: “Uh, señor, yo no English.”

Person 1: “Yeah I know, Mr. Dick n’ Balls is an awesome movie celebrity.”
A teacher at the Logan Hocking middle school and loves Greta Thunburge
Oh Mr.Ball you mean Thunberg lover?
Mr.Ball by Locomite November 7, 2020
A weird science teacher who sit's around peering at the kids
Mr.ball : is a old man who just stalks kid's in study skill
Mr.ball by The_sun_god March 12, 2019
An uptight Challenge and Change teacher that constantly makes you want to blow your brains out.
Mr Ball sucks balls
Mr Ball by Thomas on March 9, 2020
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026

Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
x:"Girl your fit chewed today!"
Chewed by iod1o March 30, 2022
Word of the Day on October 19, 2026

Blue Movie 

A pornographic film.

The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
I found your stash of blue movies under your bed.
Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011
Word of the Day on October 18, 2026

fache-couture 

French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.
1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
fache-couture by bkgmh46x0x March 18, 2008
Word of the Day on October 17, 2026
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