Also known as Jayden Micheal Carter.
He's amazing beyond belief.
Way more than he knows or believes.
He's my best friend and I love him a lot.
Probably more than you.
No of course more than you.
He's nice and fun to talk to.
He's sweet.
And gorgeous.
He makes me happy.
Without even trying.
AMABOUTTOCRY.
I'm so happy that I found someone like him.
He's an amazing person to have in your life.
Please don't hurt him.
Or I'll kill you.
I love you bby<333.

Isn't Mr. Perfect Jayden Faise your best friend?
Fuck yeah he is.

Mr. Perfect Jayden Faise by Iri$$ January 11, 2009

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mrjayym

a very kind, smart, funny, caring person who makes everyone’s day so much better. he likes abg’s a lot but i get why..they are so fine?;!/$:

is that mrjayym?? he’s so cool

yoo what’s his ig??

mrjayym by simuluvbot December 17, 2021

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mrjay232008

The Greatest friend you could ever ask for he is always there when you need him and is very funny

You:man I'm sad can't wait to get on and see Mrjay232008
Person:cool

mrjay232008 by Batx23yeet July 6, 2022

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briefcake

A handsome male lawyer.

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"

briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006

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Ratfucker

Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.

Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.

Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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