mr harvey
mr harvey by notadoormatperson December 12, 2019
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Mr Harvey
A very strict human being
Mr. Harvey
A mentally ill man from The Lovely Bones. His hair is greasy and his glasses cover his entire face (which nobody wanted to see anyway). He is fat and he stalks/kills little girls.
The following example is from the movie The Lovely Bones. I did not write it.
The following example is from the movie The Lovely Bones. I did not write it.
Mr. Harvey: Oh hey, you're the Salmon girl, right?
Susie: Um, yeah...
Mr. Harvey: Oh hey!! You remember me, right? I live right down the street, in the green house! Mr. Harvey!
Susie: Oh yeah... hi
Mr. Harvey: You know, you're the perfect person for me to run into! I made this cool thing over here, and all the kids in the neighborhood are gonna LOVE it!!
Susie: .....what is it?
-Susie walks over and sees a little door on the ground, leading to a little underground room-
Mr. Harvey: It's a cool little clubhouse. And I want you to be the first one to try it out.
Susie: Really? ok! -goes inside, mr. harvey follows-
Mr. Harvey: How about you sit down here! -susie sits down-
Mr. Harvey: And there's ONE RULE: no adults allowed! Hohohoho. Hmmm. Mmmmm. It's a little warm in here, why don't you take off your coat? -susie takes off coat- You're very pretty Susie.
Susie: -very afraid- thanks......
Mr. Harvey: Do you have a boyfriend?
Susie: ... no
Mr. Harvey: See, I knew you weren't like those other girls! I knew that. Knew that.
Susie: .... Mr. Harvey,
Mr. Harvey: It's nice in here, isn't it? Special?
Susie: Yes, Mr. Harvey. Very special..... i have to go now...
Mr. Harvey: But I don't want you to leave.
And I think you know what happens next!
Susie: Um, yeah...
Mr. Harvey: Oh hey!! You remember me, right? I live right down the street, in the green house! Mr. Harvey!
Susie: Oh yeah... hi
Mr. Harvey: You know, you're the perfect person for me to run into! I made this cool thing over here, and all the kids in the neighborhood are gonna LOVE it!!
Susie: .....what is it?
-Susie walks over and sees a little door on the ground, leading to a little underground room-
Mr. Harvey: It's a cool little clubhouse. And I want you to be the first one to try it out.
Susie: Really? ok! -goes inside, mr. harvey follows-
Mr. Harvey: How about you sit down here! -susie sits down-
Mr. Harvey: And there's ONE RULE: no adults allowed! Hohohoho. Hmmm. Mmmmm. It's a little warm in here, why don't you take off your coat? -susie takes off coat- You're very pretty Susie.
Susie: -very afraid- thanks......
Mr. Harvey: Do you have a boyfriend?
Susie: ... no
Mr. Harvey: See, I knew you weren't like those other girls! I knew that. Knew that.
Susie: .... Mr. Harvey,
Mr. Harvey: It's nice in here, isn't it? Special?
Susie: Yes, Mr. Harvey. Very special..... i have to go now...
Mr. Harvey: But I don't want you to leave.
And I think you know what happens next!
Mr. Harvey by sapphiretears March 14, 2010
Mr. Harvey
Mr. Harvey is lowk kind of a chopped chin unc teacher who is lowk an opp, but he can genuinely be a chill unc when ur on a field trip. But like, he lowk almost called the cops on big b so l imo. He has many catchphrases including "I don't know, can you?".
Hey Mr. Harvey, can I go to the bathroom?
Mr Harvey: I don't know, can you?
You really are a truecel chud mr harvey
Mr Harvey: I don't know, can you?
You really are a truecel chud mr harvey
Mr. Harvey by onix April 23, 2026
Shackteâu
A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
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