A person who says he doesn't assume everything, yet does. He also probably calls the girl who broke up with him Ms. Assumptions, but he stalks the girl he used to have a thing with or date, and then assume everything she tweets and posts on instagram is about him.
Daamn my ex! Back at it again with calling me Ms. Assumptions when he's the one assuming everything is about him. He's the one assuming here - a Mr Assumptions.
by bananaplush August 28, 2016
The portion of a document, typically a recipe or set of instructions, that includes leaps in logic that the reader cannot follow. The instructions can either be overly vague or misordered in such a way that it is not possible for someone to follow correctly the first time.
The original recipe
Two eggs, one cup of vinegar, one tablespoon full of flour. Beat all together and add two tablespoonfuls of vinegar, if not very strong, and one cup of cold water. Flavor with nutmeg. Reserve whites for top.
The original recipe is missing cooking time, cooking temperature and includes a final instruction that changes the first instruction.
The original recipe
Two eggs, one cup of vinegar, one tablespoon full of flour. Beat all together and add two tablespoonfuls of vinegar, if not very strong, and one cup of cold water. Flavor with nutmeg. Reserve whites for top.
The original recipe is missing cooking time, cooking temperature and includes a final instruction that changes the first instruction.
Your recovery documentation was full of Mrs. Berkley's assumptions; it caused a worse outage than having one device down.
by GenesysWave July 22, 2025