mqp
A guy who is really cool, everyone gets along with him and he is easy to make friends with. Everyone knows him as being very smart, and willing to help you out with programming. In addition to this, he is also gay, and likes to piss and shit all over the place.
Guy 1: I can't figure out why this program isn't executing. The stacktrace isn't telling me shit! Here is a Pastebin.
Guy 2: You should ask mqp. He could probably figure it out easily.
Guy 1: But mqp is so cool, I'd feel bad wasting his time on something like this.
mqp: I looked at your code and ran it on my machine. There's a problem with the function defined on line 73, it never increments the sentry variable enough to satisfy your exit condition.
Guy 1: Whoa, holy shit! I'm going to get a promotion for this.
Guy 2: You should ask mqp. He could probably figure it out easily.
Guy 1: But mqp is so cool, I'd feel bad wasting his time on something like this.
mqp: I looked at your code and ran it on my machine. There's a problem with the function defined on line 73, it never increments the sentry variable enough to satisfy your exit condition.
Guy 1: Whoa, holy shit! I'm going to get a promotion for this.
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