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Nice try, someone beat you to the punch to yet another way to type all the letters on the keyboard in some intricate manner / pattern! Maybe next time.

I can’t believe you just typed mqpzlanwoxksbeicjdvrufhtyg

mqpzlanwoxksbeicjdvrufhtyg by Fuhsuhduhmuhnuhsuh March 20, 2020

mqpzoxnwicenuvrbtyasfghjkl

You are so bored that you've resorted to typing new QWERTY combos in order to lessen the bordem.

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mqpzoxnwicenuvrbtyasfghjkl by ParrotOverlord March 10, 2021

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You got this bored that you actually found this. Didn't find a definition for mqpznwoxbeicvytlaksjdhfg in the Urban Dictionary so I decided to be the first. Focus on your damn homework.

How it's done: Alternating the bottom right key to the top right key once, and then the top left key and bottom right key, keep on repeating until the top and bottom are done, and alternate left and right keys on the middle row. That's how bored you were.

- D, a person who also made this instead of studying for a test

They're so bored that they literally typed mqpznwoxbeicvytlaksjdhfg before an exam instead of studying last minute, what a chad.

"You really want to avoid doing your homework huh?"
"Yes, yes I do."

"What's Joe doing? He's supposed to be working on slide 8 with us."
"He's busy typing random letters on his keyboard searching for every kind of combination on Urban Dictionary."
"Why?"

mqpznwoxbeicvytlaksjdhfg by D.oor December 10, 2021

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026