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verb- to ingest food, its not so much eating, not so much snacking, not so much munching
"dude, tyler, I'm mowngin on some girl scout cookies right now"
mowngin by ecobbs March 3, 2009
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Monging It 

British Army terminology for putting in a bad performance / being defeatist / not putting in the effort.
Recruit: I can't go on...

Corporal: Stop monging it and get a move on!
Monging It by JBF July 18, 2005
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Monging Out 

Basically - Zoning out, going into a daydream like state and you can't help but do so. When your eyes become fuzzy and you love to stare at an object in front of your eyes.

It's both a natural thing that happens and can also be caused by smoking weed.
"I can't stop monging out!"
Monging Out by fezkayuu November 16, 2009

Monging out 

The come-down after smoking marijuana
Monging out by Dave October 22, 2004

Moongine 

When you soak a tampon in moonshine, then stick it in a girls vagina
We are going to get so wasted off this moongine tonight
Moongine by Backwoods moonginer November 17, 2016
The act of just relaxing and chilling out, sometimes (though not necessarily) whilst or after having partaken in the smoking of Cannabis.

Monging usually takes place around the house however could occur in any comfortable exterior location of choice, e.g. sauna, field, hottub, etc.

Origin presumed to be from mong as in the act that such a person performs.
I'm gonna go mong for a bit.

He's just been monging about all day.

She just mongs all day, never does any work.

monging by CS84 July 7, 2007

Gaylord Mongington 

1. A man who wears a ring on the bus while trying to impress women who are sitting at least 3 rows behind him.
2.A kid who trys to draw attention to himself and get all the girls to love him because he is new to public school.
3.An absolute reject who can't understand the words." go away" when a woman mentions those words.
1.Ciaron: check out ma ring ladies

Jeremy:(sigh)

Jonathan: Shut up and sit down you GayLord Mongington.
2.Ciaron: shutup you bus wanker (casualy looks around to see if anyone is watching).

Jonathan:Silence Gaylord Mongington.
3. Jermey: hey Lily, arn't i such a cool guy?

Lily: (sigh) no.

Jeremy: hey Lily, arn't i such a cool guy?

Lily: (sigh) no

John:(whisper to person that is sitting next to him) Lord almighty what a gaylord Mongington.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

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