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mouth drunk 

when you eat something really cold that makes your mouth paralyzed and difficult to talk, and sometimes involves drooling
"Man i was so mouth drunk after eating the whole tub of mint chocolate chip ice cream"
mouth drunk by Lindsey CC July 31, 2009
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drunk mouth

when one has had too much to drink, and one talks all kinds of stupid.
Henry had drunk mouth last Thursday night; it has cost him some friends.
drunk mouth by John Wordsleuth March 2, 2020

drunk mouth

When you wake up in the morning and you can't remember what you ate or drank before you passed out but you can remember it by the taste in your mouth the next day.
Bill: DUDE, we were sooooo drunk last night!! I don't remember a thing!
Bob: Well at the bar, just before we left, we chugged those brewskees and when we got back to the house, we downed those wontons and chicken-fried rice..
Bill: Now that you mention it, my drunk mouth did taste a little like asian food when i woke up this afternoon.
drunk mouth by rnm492 July 23, 2011

Drunk Mouth

It is when you are so tired or drunk that you don't know what you are talking about and you are slurring your words.
Me: "You should take your shirt off, because you got too much pot on it."
Dude:"You should go to bed, because you got drunk mouth. And no one knows what you are talking about."

Drunk clown's mouth 

having had so much anal sex, your rectum feels slack.
After spending the night with Steve, Adam's hole felt as slack as a drunk clown's mouth.

ass to mouth drink

Drinking a man's "finish fluid" from the anus of his "consensual" choice receptacle.
She enjoyed a pleasant Ass To Mouth Drink (ATMD) after her boyfriend finished up with her mom.

Nothing like an ATMD to start your day

drinker's mouth 

the phenomenon associated with drinking; the victim's mouth tastes like the inside of a homeless man's pocket after a long ass night of drinking.
Drinker's Mouth: austin chugglered 38 beers last night. He exclaimed when he woke up that his mouth tasted like a homeless man's pocket.
drinker's mouth by The Chuggler September 21, 2010
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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