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mouse mat
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A hairy bush of a vagina with a
tampon string
hanging out of
it, or possibly dangling
in the wind
.
Man,
I was gonna
munch
that puss
'til I
realized
it was a mouse mat.
by
george pooney
April 3, 2008
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