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mouse mat

A hairy bush of a vagina with a tampon string hanging out of it, or possibly dangling in the wind.

Man, I was gonna munch that puss 'til I realized it was a mouse mat.

by george pooney April 3, 2008

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Mickey Mouse Mattress

A sanitary napkin

I can see the imprint of your Mickey Mouse mattress when you bend over.

by wolfbait51 April 19, 2011

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mouse matress

sanitary pad cotex for women

It was that time of the month so she wore a mouse matress.

by Lastchance August 2, 2006

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mouse mattress

A sanitary napkin, such as a kotex.

My girlfriend is on her period and left a box of mouse mattresses next to the toilet.

by Gruff457 August 19, 2021

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