mouse mat

A hairy bush of a vagina with a tampon string hanging out of it, or possibly dangling in the wind.

Man, I was gonna munch that puss 'til I realized it was a mouse mat.

mouse mat by george pooney April 3, 2008

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Mickey Mouse Mattress

A sanitary napkin

I can see the imprint of your Mickey Mouse mattress when you bend over.

Mickey Mouse Mattress by wolfbait51 April 19, 2011

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mouse matress

sanitary pad cotex for women

It was that time of the month so she wore a mouse matress.

mouse matress by Lastchance August 2, 2006

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mouse mattress

A sanitary napkin, such as a kotex.

My girlfriend is on her period and left a box of mouse mattresses next to the toilet.

mouse mattress by Gruff457 August 19, 2021

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Sonion

Sonion comes from a GIF that is a mix of the word son and onion ( if you use this slang you like dih)

Man 1 says "I drank last night I need a break" Man 2 "Sonion"

Sonion by popularloner67 March 11, 2026

Word of the Day on June 4, 2026

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breatharian

One whos diet consists of air, light, and prana, with a possible sip of water now and then.

The breatharian has air, light, and prana for food.

breatharian by leena gabor November 8, 2005

Word of the Day on June 3, 2026

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A Booger In The Nose Of Progress

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.

"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

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"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress by Rok'n'rol Wannabe October 19, 2006

Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

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