Lithuanian Mountain Pie Smash

The act of vomiting onto a sexual partner's penis and then promptly mounting and riding it.

Joe: Dude, that blind date you set me up with was kinky.
James: How?
Joe: She gave me a Lithuanian mountain pie smash on her own.

by Mountainsmasher June 16, 2011

mountain pie

A cream pie, but in the woods, amongst nature.

“Yeah bro I took that bitch camping and gave her a mountain pie lmao”

“Wow sick bro”

by mtpieluvr June 24, 2021