The lord of drab is one who does everything with too much
drab. To conceal his drabness, a drab lord would accuse others of being drab. He may even pay designers vast amounts of money to create logos pinning such a notorious title on others.
Matt is the Drab Lord. He waters fake grass. He burns bbq. He drives a Honda Civic. He cheats at fantasy basketball.
Half man, half couch. A person who spends a large portion of their day sleeping and/or watching tv. Often, as a result, their physique will start to become round and cushiony.
Matt is such a mouch. He spent all weekend watching the WWE Network and 90 Day Fiancé. He squints at moonlight.
