An exceptionally thick and bitter coffee enjoyed by military personnel all over the world. Usually brewed from the cheapest coffee in the dirtiest pot available.

Bill: "Hey Joe, you have the watch tonight get some sleep.".

Joe: "Nah, I'm good, got some of Cheifs Motor Oil to keep me runnin."

motor oil by TChaser November 9, 2016

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Motor Oil

Created when holding a mouthful of oil and motorboating

Gotta go make some motor oil with that Big titty girl over there.

Motor Oil by Catelyth August 1, 2020

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Motor Oil

The Greatest Lubricant Known To Man

Intellectual: Dude I just used the greatest lube ever
Dumbass: What was it?
Intellectual: Motor Oil
Dumbass: Get The Fuck Away From Me

Motor Oil by BigNig666 June 7, 2018

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Chocolate ice cream, chocolate fudge, chocolate ice cream, chocolate fudge

Mike's favorite ice cream is Motor Oil

motor oil by elipolo May 13, 2010

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motoroilsexual

fuck the k y, bust out the pennzoil.

i mean, sure i get the pennzoil and handcuffs, but what's with the big wheel?

motoroilsexual by nayt shields May 19, 2004

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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