prived

When someone absconds with items for your lunch, opens up your candy, or takes whatever tasty treat you have brought to work for yourself

Eric: What happened to the crackers I left on the table?
Patty: You've been prived.

by MaryPoppins November 19, 2007

motor oil

an exceptionally dark beer or ale, usually drunk by men who need an extra kick at Happy Hour

Jonny said to Eric, "What are you drinking there - motor oil?"

by MaryPoppins January 11, 2008

hellidays

that excrutiating time of the year when you are forced to spend time with your monster-in-law as well as other assorted relatives that you generally avoid the rest of the year; often accentuated by imbibing too many strong spirits to dull the senses, sometimes resulting in an exchange of ugly words that will require a cool down period, usually until the next helliday

I wished Jason Happy Hellidays, knowing he would be spending time with his wife's family.

by MaryPoppins January 11, 2008