When I came home at 3 pm after a night out, my Roommate Becky started mother-henning the crap out of: where did you go? what did you do? who were you with? Fuck. I need to move out.
by Poley on the Pole June 18, 2018
by majid_aryaee October 17, 2010
Basically, your friends all get billigerently drunk early on in the night and it's up to you to make sure they don't go running off into the woods saying "fuck you Mother Hen, I'm going camping". And then you finally find them in the middle of the woods sitting on a fucking rock, and the look at you like YOU'RE the dumbass.
by Applegap May 16, 2019
The least appealing member of a group of attractive women who acts as a cockblocker for all of them. She will abandon her efforts if your wingman comes in and saves the day.
Get Geoff over here to be my wingman and stop this mother hen from ruining my chances to pick up her hot friends.
by tman August 12, 2003
A female pimp who controls prostitutes and arranges clients for them, taking part of their earnings in return.
Her girls felt safer working for her than for previous abusive male pimps. Indeed, Maddie was a 'mother hen' with a reputation for protecting her girls.
by talk2me-JCH2 September 23, 2022
In a group of girls, the one who feels responsible for her friends. She often will push away guys and or pull away her friends from guys physically. She is usually either fat, ugly, annoying or all of the above. (Can be used as a noun or a verb)
I spent like $100 on drinks from this hot chick in a Vegas club and as we were heading up to my room, I got mother-henned out of nowhere! The nerve of the fat bitch!
Allright, guys, we need one of you to occupy the mother hen for a bit while I lead this chick out the dance floor!
Allright, guys, we need one of you to occupy the mother hen for a bit while I lead this chick out the dance floor!
by toolguru September 26, 2008
by J.W. Nessbitt July 24, 2023