Morts are rare types of people, and are usually mouse lemurs. They can be human, and are usually short and are try hards in both education and games, for example GTA or Call of Duty. Their lives are often ruined by people being better than them at the game. Their tribe usually names them "Harry".
by qwerty123qwertyasdf November 4, 2013
An unintelligent dimwitted individual who lives
(or should live) in the suburb location of Mortdale, NSW, Australia.
(or should live) in the suburb location of Mortdale, NSW, Australia.
"Look at that guy with the tamato sauce stained shirt, why won't he wash it off? What a fucking Mort!"
by Pete Scott October 11, 2006
by PippyPoop June 22, 2009
by felixjaved February 24, 2022
If you can truly see both sides of the coin and ask questions to better your understanding then you are a mort.
by Top Gun 23 June 1, 2020
an annoying/stupid person. Orginally used to describe a white person who fits the criteria.
Short for mormon. Used among black people to insult anybody.
used by black people because mormons are racists sons of bitches. anyone can use it though.
Short for mormon. Used among black people to insult anybody.
used by black people because mormons are racists sons of bitches. anyone can use it though.
by gunshot213 November 26, 2007
A friend who 1) tells you there are hot chicks at a party (and he actually thinks they are hot) but in fact they are fuglies or 2) a friend who proclaims there will be tons of girls at his party and there are not many at all. (Ironically, his mortness might still be revealed when the few girls that are there actually weigh a few tons)
Holy shit Randy, you said there were going to be a bunch of dimes here but there are only fuglies and blanca-looking femmes. Your such a fucking mort!
by J-Dolla May 7, 2006