A friend who 1) tells you there are hot chicks at a party (and he actually thinks they are hot) but in fact they are fuglies
or 2) a friend who proclaims there will be tons of girls at his party and there are not many at all. (Ironically, his mortness might still be revealed when the few girls that are there actually weigh a few tons)
Holy shit Randy, you said there were going to be a bunch of dimes
here but there are only fuglies
and blanca-looking femmes. Your such a fucking mort!