mort

a person who is unnecessarily afraid of sharks; a shark-o-phobic.

Person 1: I heard Eliza is really afraid of sharks
Person 2: She is such a mort.

by felixjaved February 23, 2022

Hoyer

a purposeless and ineffective individual

Person 1: Tom doesn't help out with dinner
Person 2: He is such a Hoyer

by felixjaved June 16, 2022