The realization upon wakening after a night of drinking that the partner of choice you lucked upon last night,in the clear
light of day is in
reality fugly.
This condition is not as serious as a
coyote wakening,however,it is responsible for a large number of lies and a usually rapid exit from the environs.
Dude1:"damn
dude,you were wasted last night."
Dude2:"yeah,and I had the mornin fuglies...I was sneakin out early when the scag
woke so I told her I was going to find us some
breakfast."