The realization upon wakening after a night of drinking that the partner of choice you lucked upon last night,
in the clear light of day is in reality fugly.
This condition is not as serious as a coyote wakening,however,it is
responsible for a large number of lies and a usually rapid exit from the environs.
Dude1:"damn dude,you were wasted
last night."
Dude2:"yeah,and I had the mornin fuglies...I was sneakin out early
when the scag woke so I told her I was going to find us some
breakfast."