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Crumpin' Fuglies 

When two SERIOUSLY ugly people have sex.

The darker side of "bumping uglies"
Q: Where's Fat G.?

A: He got all boozed up and went home with that nasty chick who was hanging all over him. They're probably crumpin' fuglies as we speak.
Crumpin' Fuglies by da' guv January 8, 2011

bumping fuglies

When two people are the homliest people in the world and they are screwing like rabbits..
Jason is telling people that him and Michelle are bumping fuglies 3 times a week.
bumping fuglies by Harry Twater April 21, 2007

mornin fuglies 

The realization upon wakening after a night of drinking that the partner of choice you lucked upon last night,in the clear light of day is in reality fugly.
This condition is not as serious as a coyote wakening,however,it is responsible for a large number of lies and a usually rapid exit from the environs.
Dude1:"damn dude,you were wasted last night."

Dude2:"yeah,and I had the mornin fuglies...I was sneakin out early when the scag woke so I told her I was going to find us some breakfast."
mornin fuglies by CrowTard March 24, 2006
Dude, Paris Hilton is fuglier than her dog.
fuglier by Fox News October 20, 2006

Mrs. Fuglestad

A person who cannot say no or say an answer is wrong. Often because he or she does not want to make you feel bad.
Bill, "Clearly 2+2=5"
Mrs. Fuglestad, "I'm not sure, you might be right, I was thinking something else, but you might be right"
Mrs. Fuglestad by re234 March 15, 2009
Man, that girl is fugly, she sure is the fugliest girl I've seen today.
fugliest by The walls December 14, 2008