Morning coffee
Morning coffee=rubbing one out before work/school/going out in the morning. Like a caffeine fix, one may be irritable and groggy without it.
Morning coffee by MassBoss June 19, 2013
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Morning Coffee
When you wake up 1st, fuck your girl in the ass, then put it in her mouth and make a stirring motion.
Morning Coffee by Purpleheartsgt06 May 19, 2021
top of the morning coffee
top of the morning coffee by Irish german February 15, 2022
A brownie with my morning coffee
A subtle way of mentioning you took an enjoyable poo this morning while or before drinking your coffee.
A brownie with my morning coffee by Legalbaguette May 9, 2023
coffee in the morning
coffee in the morning means you just had a sex hook-up the night before and the person you banged stayed the night
Daniel, "Hey you wanna come over tonight and chill?"
Ilana, "Only if coffee in the morning comes with it."
*Ilana wants to have sex with Daniel and stay the night*
Ilana, "Only if coffee in the morning comes with it."
*Ilana wants to have sex with Daniel and stay the night*
coffee in the morning by happyefi September 15, 2016
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After we broke up, he was floxi to me.