morbon 

A morbidly obese person of low intelligence.

The state of being ignorant and morbidly obese at the same time.

Northeastern Pennslyvania has a very high percentage of morbons.

The Custody Master was a feminist morbon.

morbon by Andor Traxel July 13, 2016

It’s Morbin Time 

When you’re a living vampire named Michael Morbius and confront a bunch of bad guys in a spooky place, you then shout “It’s Morbin Time!” at the top of your lungs and then proceed to morb over everybody until there’s not a living thing left to morb.

I knew I was fucked when I heard a loud noise with the phrase “It’s Morbin Time!” being yelled as I start getting morbed on

It’s Morbin Time by King Neanderthal April 3, 2022

It's Morbin' Time.

Famous catchphrase uttered by Morbius at the climax of the highest-grossing film of all time, "Morbius".

"I cried when he said "It's Morbin' Time." such an emotional moment!"

It's Morbin' Time. by Morboid April 30, 2022

Morbin Time 

What Morbius says when it is time to morb all over someone. It is often followed by 'i just morbed'.

...it's morbin time.

Morbin Time by i just morbed June 14, 2022

It’s Morbin Time 

Last thing you hear before you get morbed from toes to shoulders.

The morbing guy: It’s Morbin Time
A: *Tries to escape the unavoidable morbing*
A: OH GOD OH FUCK

It’s Morbin Time by g_LemoNN April 9, 2022

mormon math 

when one plus one does not equal two, etc. more precisely, a couple would be equal to 5 or more- as in wives

James: "check this out: I need a couple of bucks"

Bob: "will a five work?"

James: "dude, I like your mormon math.."

mormon math by oneQuarterKiltD February 24, 2013

mormon deathstar 

Master Jesus (master yi) will come forth to split the rea sea of communism and end the tide of greed spread by the Mormon Deathstar. Yi will solve the DaVinci code with the help of melon in the fridge using the Pietagerium thorium of sippensyrup sideways. Once J Z the Dolhpin diver dips through space and time they will be able to the put figments of reality back to anagrams of beehive central honeybutter chickenbizcuit puppies.

We need to split the red sea of communism and stop the Mormon Deathstar from ending all of humanity.

mormon deathstar by All-in Steve August 21, 2020