Small town in the Wairarapa, New Zealand.
Home to vultures and Wainuiomata rejects.
Home town of Ladyhawke, Top Town team, Jermaine Clement from Flight of the Concords, the odd mass murderer, and the legendary Golden Shears
Bro 1 "I wen't to a party in Masterton in the weekend"
Bro 2 "Eww did you get Aids?"
Bro 1 "Nah smoked free weed till dawn, was massive"
Bro 2 "True ya feend, hook me up"
The gut wrenching process of keeping a diarrhea shart confined to ones asshole. Usually accompanies speeding to the nearest exit ramp, trailer home or porta-jon.
Dude, I was mosterting so badyesterday I got 2 redlight tickets on the way home!
The typical slang term for a mixture of tobacco (preferably organic) and marijuana for a single party bowl in Santa Cruz, County, CA. Smoked out of a water pipe or a bong to increase the effect of tobacco as well as the weed.
The effects can be broken down into 3 stages:
1) the milking of the water pipe or bong
2) the clearing the water pipe or bong
3) the exhaling the smoke
Each step has a different high/effect on your body and mind.
Dude, thats a fatty Molerton! You better sit down or you are going to hurt yourself.
that was a Muhhhhonnnsttterrr Molleeeerrrtttttooonnnn.
another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
12 step recovery jargon referring to someone new who talks about how great life is, now that they'resober. Usually meaning that the person is out of touch with reality.
The new guy seems pretty happy for a dude who has no job, no money and no family. He must be on a pink cloud.