Small town in the Wairarapa, New Zealand.
Home to vultures and Wainuiomata rejects.
Home town of Ladyhawke, Top Town team, Jermaine Clement from Flight of the Concords, the odd mass murderer, and the legendary Golden Shears

Bro 1 "I wen't to a party in Masterton in the weekend"
Bro 2 "Eww did you get Aids?"
Bro 1 "Nah smoked free weed till dawn, was massive"
Bro 2 "True ya feend, hook me up"

Masterton by outthenorm November 10, 2009

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Ghetto

masterton by Anonymous August 18, 2003

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braindead monkerton

The term is used to describe someone or something that is inept or below average intelligence.

The word "monkerton" is formed from the shortening of "monkey" -> "monk" with an additonal "erton." (To signify relevance or importance)

Got_bot just teamkilled again. What a braindead monkerton.

braindead monkerton by smore007 April 21, 2018

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Mosterting

The gut wrenching process of keeping a diarrhea shart confined to ones asshole. Usually accompanies speeding to the nearest exit ramp, trailer home or porta-jon.

Dude, I was mosterting so bad yesterday I got 2 redlight tickets on the way home!

Mosterting by SmackdaddyRuss August 11, 2017

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Molerton

The typical slang term for a mixture of tobacco (preferably organic) and marijuana for a single party bowl in Santa Cruz, County, CA. Smoked out of a water pipe or a bong to increase the effect of tobacco as well as the weed.
The effects can be broken down into 3 stages:
1) the milking of the water pipe or bong
2) the clearing the water pipe or bong
3) the exhaling the smoke
Each step has a different high/effect on your body and mind.

Dude, thats a fatty Molerton! You better sit down or you are going to hurt yourself.

that was a Muhhhhonnnsttterrr Molleeeerrrtttttooonnnn.

Molerton by ABI December 22, 2009

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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.

piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005

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wrongun

anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland

28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!

wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007

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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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