Mootch 

Someone who always is begging and stealing food. Example at the caff table if someone every day comes and asks for food or takes your pizza when you are not looking. They are usually very nice and you know you love them.. but its not their fault if they have gross lunches and they look for nourishment in others :) Always be generous and when they ask for gum dont lie and say no cause thats not nice. Rude if you call them freeloaders.

"Oh look its Julia coming to ask people for food again, she is such a mootch".
"Run from the mootch!"

"Hide your food, the mootch is coming"

Mootch by The_MOotch October 22, 2010

Mootch 

A period of time ten days long.

I'm taking two weeks off but I'll be back in a mootch so we can chill before I have to go back to work.

Mootch by Tost August 4, 2017

Weasel Mootch 

The cavernous vaginal opening of a large woman, who pretends she knows it all. Who is that full of herself, believes she is perfect as she is and everyone else is shit

Damn, that fat weasel had a huge mootch, it was the ugliest thing I'd ever seen but she thinks it's pretty.

Weasel went to get her mootch waxed the other day and she told me the Asian worker said 'oh hunni you hab such preti pussy'

Weasel Mootch

Weasel Mootch by tobeat February 13, 2018

Scootch ya Mootch 

Nicer way to tell someone to move or get up from a spot.

To get someone to get their butts out of your way.

Derulo: Ariana Grande told me to “Scootch Ya Mootch”

Jason: What does that mean?

Derulo: She basically told me to move out of her way!

Scootch ya Mootch by lil_gyggles January 20, 2020

porn mooch 

1) n. An individual who acquires and uses another's account for commercial porn sites without ever contributing money or returning the favor.

2) n. An individual who refuses to pay for porn, but rather subsists on the seemingly infinite supply of lo-res pictures and truncated, money shot-less clips meant to induce subscriptions. Without use of a proper browser, this usually leads to a porn storm. The search of good porn using this method can often result in succumbing to a porn vortex.

Matt is such a porn mooch! I gave him my goatslikeitrough.com login like three months ago, and he changed my password!

Every time you pass by Eric's computer, there's a porn storm. He's such a porn mooch! Why doesn't he just pay for the stuff?

porn mooch by lugnutwrench July 6, 2008

Scooch a mooch 

when something/someone is in the way

*car is in the way of fan *

Ariana: scooch a mooch

Scooch a mooch by hereforari June 17, 2016

Scooch a mooch 

Someone who is annoying, really disturbing

Get out the way, scooch a mooch !

Scooch a mooch by Agb_93 July 23, 2015